when
shaving your head for the first time on your own with your brand
new clippers, make sure the local barber shop is open... just in
case.
Roller Blading Checklist:
-helmet
-knee pads
-health insurance
Dining alone sounds depressing, here are some ways to make it fun:
-bring a book.
-try something on the menu that you have never had before.
-don't bring something that you can kill yourself with, for example
a gun or a razor blade.
bald is the new black.
when in doubt, click on it.
when in oklahoma, pretend you're not.
if you order a salad and the server brings you a delicious piece of bread,
eat the bread. it's g-d's will. |
