8/04/03
Counselors keep talking about this local girl that gives hand jobs with lotion behind the Dunkin Donuts if you bring her a French Cruller. I can't wait to be a counselor. Camp rules!

I shared these findings with my husband. DR. GREENBLATT WAS NOT AMUSED! We will be attending the Temple Emanuel Summer Camp Expose next Monday evening. We will NOT be giving positive reviews of our son's experience at Sedarcrest! We find your camp a detriment to the development of a respectable Jewish boy! OUR SON WILL NOT BE PEED ON AGAIN! Not if we can help it.

Joyce and Marty Greenblatt.

as orginally published in the onion

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